WARCRAFT CELEBRATIONS GO AWRY
Karol's KornerPublished October 20, 2008 at 11:24 No CommentsIt’s an old story. You’re 13, have just won a World of Warcraft tournament and you’re looking to score some hot chicks. Sadly, you’re both underage and geeky enough to enter and win video game competitions. Oh, will you ever get the girl?
Apparently kids are learning younger and younger these days that money talks. A Texan teenager stole his father’s credit card and hired a couple of escorts to celebrate his big WoW win with him and a friend, just like game champions do. After their deliveries of Dr Pepper and Cheetos, of course! Sadly, they asked the delivery boy if he had the numbers of any escort agencies and he called the police on them.
In a stunning display of efficient police work, they arrived several hours after the boys had managed to find prostitutes. The ladies had been persuaded to stay under the anti-discrimination laws as the children had told her that they were actually midgets from a travelling circus! That’s probably slightly more impressive than, “World of Warcraft Champions,” so good for them I guess. At least with the circus life there’s some Enid Blyton whimsy and no sad dark future masturbating in the cold blue glow of the monitor down in mum’s basement. The women were released without charge when it was revealed that they’d all just sat around and played Halo together. I can’t imagine how you’d broach that with a prostitute, but I also can’t imagine being in a position where I thought I’d be better off pretending to be a circus escapee so clearly I’m getting old. Maybe that’s just what the kids are doing these days. Ralph was sentenced to three years community service for credit card fraud and the lucky little guy who got to play a red hot game of Halo with ladies of the night for free, escaped without charges. Truly a red-letter day in that young man’s life.
